Rifqi
Pyi-daung-zu Myan-ma Naing-ngan-daw
4:05pmRifqi
今日はたくさん
4:05pmSat
stop im busy
8:52pmRifqi
sat
8:55pmSat
YA
8:55pmRifqi
i have a question
8:55pmSat
ya
8:55pmRifqi
am i fat?
8:55pmSat
no
8:55pmRifqi
ooh ok
thanks
8:56pmSat
8:56pmRifqi
wat is ur weight?
8:56pmSat
110
8:58pmRifqi
kilogram?
8:58pmSat
no
pound
8:59pmRifqi
i'm 139
8:59pmSat
oh okay
9:03pmRifqi
可以不要問那些你已
i could even speak chinese
9:04pmSat
闭嘴
9:06pmRifqi
방송사들의 프
korean
9:09pmSat
무슨 소릴하는거야
9:11pmRifqi
เป็นผลงานที่แสดงถึงทักษะ ความรู้
ได้เลื่อนตำแหน่งเป็น?
9:12pmSat
astaga
apa yang anda mengirim
tidak masuk akal
9:13pmRifqi
yang benar kirim bukan mengirim tau
9:15pmSat
apa yang anda katakan
9:15pmRifqi
tuh gak ngerti kan
hahaha
how did u know that?
9:15pmSat
of coue i noe that y ma parents name me sat
9:17pmRifqi
it doesnt makes sense ur parents named u sat and thats y u understand indonesian
9:17pmSat
cuz im smart
9:18pmRifqi
-___-
9:18pmSat
i noe it cuz mi uncle taught me
9:19pmRifqi
kaba ma kyei
mran.ma prany
9:19pmSat
Saya tidak mengerti ini
9:21pmRifqi
kalau pintar kenapa tidak mengerti?
haha
9:22pmSat
oh ya
9:23pmSat
အရွး
9:25pmSat
ဆက္ယူယ်ေအာင္
9:26pmRifqi
ဆက္ယူယ်ေ
9:26pmSat
hahah that not even right
9:27pmRifqi
how do u know that its only squares
9:27pmSat
ooo
cuz u didnt download mi font
9:27pmRifqi
ooh
btw i got some jokes from zehao's book
warning, some jokes maybe not funny for you so don't curse or yell at me but to the author because i didn't make it!
Q:what bees that gives you milks?
A:boobies (boob:payudara)
patient: doctor, i'm scared this is my first operation
doctor: mine too
yo'(your) mama jokes
- yo' mama is so fat i ran arround her twice and i got lost
- yo' mama is so fat there is a fat woman smaller than her orbits her
- yo' mama is so fat she has her own area code
- yo' mama is so fat she can't even see her finger nails
- yo' mama is so dumb she sits on tv and watch coach
- yo' mama is so dumb she called operator to get 911
- yo' mama is so dumb when she cries the tears goes up
- yo' mama is so dumb she spent 8 hours to cook 1 small instant noodles
- yo' mama is so stupid she thinks christmas is a jewish holiday
- yo' mama is so old when she was young rainbow was black and white
- yo' mama is so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade
- yo' mama is so ugly she makes onion cry
- yo' mama is so ugly when she take out a dollar george washington close his eyes
- yo' mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down
to be continued ngantuk
